taking credit for your second threnody

T., Liverpool resident, Doncaster boy, BA (Hons) in English Literature and History, Masters with Merit in Contemporary Lit. I play guitar, ukulele and mandolin. I'm a bartender. I smash glasses on a regular basis. I'm trying to be a better person, 'But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent. And they're actually really, really nice.'

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